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I wrote this to go along with my resumé.
Instrumental produced by Don P.
Intro from Chris Kirsch.
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[LYRICS]
Your network security level way down
Nothing can stop me, I’ll find my way round
Taking over ya DC, nothing is safe now
This might be your network, but it’s my domain now
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I ain’t scanning networks for practice
Checking ports. I am scanning for access
Enumeratin’ services. Better apply your patches
I’ll search sploits. exploitDB knows what the hack is
Yo, you need fortify heavily
I see your database services and version 1 SMB
You know what this nerd gon’ do, payloads I’mma turn on you
That quad 4 make you sad forever, that’s ETERNALBLUE
Dumpin’ hashes when I’m loading up that mimikatz
Creds to my boy John, see how many he can crack
Smash and I grab on that lateral path
Ain’t movin’ blunts when I say that I’m passin the hash
Not a script kiddie. They ain’t the level I’m on
I’m a snake charmer, watch me dance around some Python
And generate shellcode for services I find on, ya network
Pop a shell, I get right on
No anti-virus seen. Well, I guess you never heard of those
I’m on that Willy Wonka, got the golden ticket, Kerberos
You actively blind, I’m tappin’ ya lines, homey.
All ya unsecure traffic is mine
Why ya boss browsing porno in the work day?
No good, he ‘bout a catch a virus in the worst way
He’s staring at a lot of chicks, but all that I’m gettin’ out of it
That site he’s peepin’ is mining Monero with some Javascript
And I bet he won’t like that.
I’m just tryna get paid to be a white hat
Open my report, I’mma write that and
Show the impact of an attacker and Put ‘em on the right track
I’ll advise you invest.
A HIDS or a NIDS, or a fly IPS
Firewall ports, and deny that egress
Or I’ll deliver a payload right to ya chest