INSTRUMENTAL: Native Instruments + Ohm-I
PROD: Wreck The System Recordings + Ohm-I
LYRICS:
I've been trying this phenonemon of online dating
But I've spent a lot of time online waiting
To get matches or messages back when nb
I send one but I gather no attraction
match.com, okcupid.com
eharmony.com. On all of them I bombed.
So I thought I'd try an app that might make me a winner
That's when I became a beginner on Tinder
Gave it a look up. Heard it was for hook up.
Judging people by the few pictures that they put up.
It was something I took up swipin' profiles on occasion
Swiped right on blacks, white, latinas and asians
Put up some pics so they're sure I'm cute
But since then, it's bore no fruit.
It's ironic they have a flame as their logo
But every time I swipe right it's always a no no
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To all the ladies. It's so easy to SWIPE RIGHT
It may seem crazy. Even if you're the SHY KIND
Maybe just maybe. I could show you a FINE TIME
SWIPE RIGHT, GIRL!
SWIPE RIGHT, GIRL!
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I've heard there are people who play actor or actress
And practice something ridiculous called catfish
First you think that they appear to be attractive
But when you meet them, you don't wanna lay them on your mattress
Maybe it's cool that I don't have any matches
Probably means that I'm just really unique
A cool geek who speaks true leet
Who raps and has rhythm when I dance on two feet
Nothing special on my profile to brag about
I'm just me and I throw my nerd swag around
My interests are Yugioh cards
PC games on my laptop and DDR
All you ladies heard right. I rep that nerd life.
And I would never treat you like some freakin' turds might.
I'm looking forward to havin' our first fight
So we can make up all night, giggity alright
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TINDER! (Woah, oh)
HOT OR NOT! (Woah, oh)
OKCUPID! (Woah)
Can't seem to get any matches on!
Plenty of Fish!(Woah, oh)
Or even HINGE!(Woah, oh)
MATCH.COM! (Woah)
Can't seem to get any matches on!
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Could it be when they choose to give my profile a view
My photos exude so much swag that it's rude?
I guess that their reflex is to swipe left
Even though I know for sure that I'm looking my best
Used to think it was shallow
But in the end, I find myself caught up in the battle
I should learn how to use Photoshop
And transform into someone girls know is hot
Like Denzel Washington (Denzel Washington?)
Heard he could never get his fan girls off of him
But if I did, that they'd think I was incompetent
And probably wouldn't keep up with my nonsense on top of it
If it's meant to be, eventually
I'll find the one girl in the world meant for me
But I might be yours and you might be my type
Come and take that first step, girl, and swipe right